walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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