I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Randomize
