Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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