After last night, I could never be a politician.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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