are you still at the devil's house?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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