bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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