i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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