No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
