look no pants
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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