discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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