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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
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In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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