Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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