I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm like, not good at living.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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