And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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