I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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