but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Every concussion has its silver lining
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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