i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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