I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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