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(260): View more from Indiana

Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?

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(647): View more from Ontario

It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM

(416): View more from Toronto

From?

(647): View more from Ontario

Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...

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(904): View more from Florida

hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.

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(315): View more from New York

I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.

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(574): View more from Indiana

should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?

(1-574): View more from Indiana

meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?

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(641): View more from Iowa

Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.

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Oh its going to be that type of weekend?

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.

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(417): View more from Missouri

How drunk are you?

(1-417): View more from Missouri

Completed.

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