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• (208): View more from Idaho

  you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.

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• (567): View more from Ohio

  I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.

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• (323): View more from California

  He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.

  (310): View more from California

  Please stop calling it that.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.

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  I just look at my butt and see so much potential.

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