So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.