So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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