youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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