i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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