I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
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but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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