I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked