wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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