Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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