Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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