i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
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Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
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Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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