do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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