No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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