Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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