How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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