I think I died a long time ago.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
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is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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