She said her name was "party"
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
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After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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