Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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