Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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