We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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