i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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