this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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