If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My first STD was from a foam party
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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