let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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