Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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