I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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