The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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