hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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