if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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