A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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