How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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