But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
it's great music for shaving your balls
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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