Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i just had sex bonerless
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Randomize
