i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
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Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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