oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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