After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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