But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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