The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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