moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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