i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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