omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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